Hi Everybody!

Oh my god! It's slightly true!

Wow! Freak show! Err dude.... You got some brain on yer face!

Even more freak show.

HA! The irony! Animal rights actavist mauled by a grizzly bear!

Try you own virtual plastic surgury!

What do you think: dog, or oversized sewer rat?

Ten statistics I didn't know since I last posted

• At least 2 people die every year from vending machines falling on them.
• It is estimated that at any one time, 0.7% of the world's population are drunk.
• More than 2500 left handed people are killed every year from using right handed products.
• Only 30% of us can flare our nostrils.
• 91% of us lie regularly.
• 29% admit they've intentionally stolen something from a store.
• 50% admit they regularly sneak food into movie theaters to avoid the high prices of snack foods.
• 13% have spent a night in jail.
• 10% of us claim to have seen a ghost.

Five facts i didn't know since i last posted:

• The longest word in the English language, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
• Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
• Donald Duck's middle name is Fauntleroy.
• Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
• The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.