Here is a few links for you to be checking out:

Boy dies in freak golf club accident.

The Worst album covers ever.

Ha ha! It's just like in the cartoons!

Let Darth Vader try to read your mind! Or, you could tell a guy in a chicken suit what to do. Most exelent!

So, I was browsing on the internet and I found this. This is just animal cruelty at its weirdest. Who in the right mind would want to discuise their dog as a poodle?!

I also found this. How much water a condom can hold before it explodes. (insert your own "I have a big willy" joke here)

Five Statistics I didn't know since I last posted:

• 17% OF TEENAGERS SMOKE.
• ABOUT 70% OF ALL ORGANISMS IN THE WORLD ARE BACTERIA.
• ABOUT 85% OF ALL PLANT LIFE IS IN THE OCEANS.
• Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.
• On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.

Five facts I didn't know since I last posted:

• In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.
• On average people fear spiders more than death.
• In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
• "Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
• If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall. Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

Hi Everybody!

Oh my god! It's slightly true!

Wow! Freak show! Err dude.... You got some brain on yer face!

Even more freak show.

HA! The irony! Animal rights actavist mauled by a grizzly bear!

Try you own virtual plastic surgury!

What do you think: dog, or oversized sewer rat?

Ten statistics I didn't know since I last posted

• At least 2 people die every year from vending machines falling on them.
• It is estimated that at any one time, 0.7% of the world's population are drunk.
• More than 2500 left handed people are killed every year from using right handed products.
• Only 30% of us can flare our nostrils.
• 91% of us lie regularly.
• 29% admit they've intentionally stolen something from a store.
• 50% admit they regularly sneak food into movie theaters to avoid the high prices of snack foods.
• 13% have spent a night in jail.
• 10% of us claim to have seen a ghost.

Five facts i didn't know since i last posted:

• The longest word in the English language, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
• Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
• Donald Duck's middle name is Fauntleroy.
• Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
• The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.

Wow 4 posts in 4 days, this must be some sort of record.

Hah! Looks like Americans are still suing everyone for everything; even for "stealing manure."

This is something I really shouldn't laugh at. But I cant help myself. What a random headline! Man beats girlfriend with pet cat. You should find that story somewhere down the page with the headline "Lawsuit for misusing cat."

Proof, people really do believe anything they are told. Okay it is a five year old boy but it's not nearly as rediculous as blowing yourself up because some crazy old bearded man tells you that you would go to paradise.

A step by step guide to destroying your PC.

Look. Now you can virtual punch celebrity that you don't like!

Have you recently done something that's going to got you in trouble? Don't worry I have found some help for you.

Here's five more things I didn't know since I last posted

• Elephants are the only animals that can't jump
• Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older
• All polar bears are left handed
• TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard
• Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day

Hello to all of the few people that read this blog. Here is a few more linkage for you to looking at:

Hah! NatWest issues cash card to Dick Head. In a similar story Cable company sends bill addressed to “Bitch Dog”!

Does anyone else think that we are too harsh on chickens? Read this article.

Wow. Theese guys know how to be rock and roll. I want to join theese people, it looks like cracking fun!

Extreme sports are all quite death difyingly idiotic. But this realy takes the biscuit. Who invented this?! I want a go! As well as racing down a hill in a giant bubble, why not do a bit of dangerous ironing? Or why not some evtreme microwaving!

Five things i didn't know since i last posted:

• Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
• Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
• Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
• The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
• Turtles can breathe through their butts.

Boring Day

Okay, I have nothing planned for today apart from doing all my pooey English coursework. So to pass the time Have been finding all these cool links.

Man had sex with 17 rabbits and guinea pigs. Nuff said.

Evil fireman starts Forest fires.

Hah! Man on tricycle attempts hijacking Salem driver.

Do you want everyone dead? Join the kill everyone in the word prodject!

Visit the great museum of toilets!

Hah, what a silly game. Load the little kitten into the cannon, then launch it!

Amazing coincidences. Woah. Some of these are weird! I don't know weather to believe in some of these.

Wow. Imagine going down the high street on this!

Check it out! An iflatable church! How wacky!

Indian boy wee wees flies!

Five things I didn't know since I last posted:

• Most lipstick contains fish scales
• Like fingerprints,everyone's tongue print is different
• Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes
• Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning
• The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer

Helo everone

heres some linkage and stuff for you to be looking at:

Exploding whale. What do you do when a giant whale washes up on the beach? Push it back out to sea? Or pack it with explosives

How do you go one step further than Daylight robbery? How about live telivision robbery!

Rocket powered cows!

A website about third nipples!

Five things I didnt know since i last posted:

• A crocodile can't stick its tongue out
• A shrimp's heart is in its head
• More than 50% of the people in the worldhave never made or received a telephone call
• Horses can't vomit
• The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick"is said to be the toughest tongue twisterin the English language

What would you prefer to live in.....	A world where everyone brakes out into big, well choreographed song and dance routienes over everyday sitiuations like in Greece(The Musical not the country, they dont do that in the country as far as i know ive never actualy been there) A world that was like the old 2D Super Mario games A world made entierly out of chocolate A land where people could sustain Tom and Jerry cartoon style injurys and not die like being hit on the head and growing huge lumps A world where everyone is followed by their own theme tune and have cartoon style sound effects A world where the humans can breathe and live underwater A world where you can perform magic spells like Harry Potter A world where Humans all have wings and could fly A world where everyone has their own super power like invisibility A world where whenever somethink funny happens you hear canned laughter
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Yo yo yo YO!
Heres some more stuff for you to be looking at.
Make a relaly poo song online!

I realy think this needs to be linked to.

Listen to all you favorite songs....... In MIDI form

FIVE THINGS I DIDNT KNOW LAST WEEK:

1. The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.
2. Sherlock Holmes NEVER said, "Elementary, my dear Watson."
3. Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into spacebecause passing wind in a spacesuit damages them.
4. Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplinlook-alike contest.
5. The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the bookmost often stolen from public libraries.

Thatll be all.

Yo everybody, it seems that blogger has finaly let me post again on this blog.
Ive been told about this realy cool site where you can make geetars. For some reason I cant link to the site but ther are directions here on one of Chris' blogs.
Heres one i made. Im sure nick would want one of theese.

Im gunna have to make some more of theese.





As well as that geetar I would love one of theese! Now you can look like woolers mum without having to eat all thoose big macs!
Ha ha. This website never fails to amuse me.
That'll be all for now me thinks