Back in Green

Yo, I haven't posted in ages, but I'm back with more amusing links:

I will share with you all some of my wisdom, never order Siberian tiger meat in a Chineese restaraount; You don't know what they will serve you.

Also, never trust people who say they are poor, they could just be after the free soup.

Here's the funniest peice of news I've heard in a while.

This is pretty interesting.

Anyone else hate your mum jokes? If not you may find some of theese funny. Theres so many ya mum jokes.

Finaly, heres 5 facts I didn't know last time I posted:

• A snail can sleep for three years.
• Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
• The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
• Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
• Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotama

teaturipukakapikimaungahonu-kupokaiw-nuakit natahu, a New Zealand hill.