Moronic martial arts and other such flummery

This blog's back for good me thinks, and I'm back with another selection of links and videos.

Here is my first video: to sum it up for those who cant tell, this is a martial arts master who thinks he can harness the power of "chi" in order to make his arm impenetrable to very sharp steel. When this guy was given a machete he took the opportunity to demonstrate his abilities by plunging the blade down to his bone. Best quote "I thought, oh god, were definitely gunna see some juice today". Without further ado:

My second video is of more martial art related flummery. This time it is a master who thinks he can use Jedi style techniques to kick people's asses without even touching them. He then offers $5000 to anyone who can beat him in a fight. In comes the hard bastard mixed martial arts fighter...... the stupid old Jedi gets his ASS handed to him.


If you were wondering how the guy was managing to use kick his student's asses without touching them its all suggestion. The students believe in the master's "powers", they run to fight him expecting to get thrown over when the master waves his hand, they run up, the master waves his hand and they think 'oh this is when i fall' and they fall, and believe the Jedi has powers rather than stand out from the crowd and not do anything.
The same principle is demonstrated here by Derren Brown using a voodoo doll and a gullible new age enthusiast. Because she believes it the situation starts to become real to her.

Moving away from the Jedi woo woo this video gives me what can only be described as a lazy lob-on. The further he gets into it the more incredible it gets:


I don't know if you have ever seen line rider but its a really addictive way to waste time. Anyhows the have a new one out with eraser tool and stuff.

For my final link, here is the worlds most interesting blog. A guy tries to go a whole month without wanking. Its not as easy as it may sound, after about the 13th day he starts to experience ball pains.

Right, well thats it for now, until i have some spare time where I'm bored enough

A blast from the past

Woaaaaahhh! I haven't posted on this for two years. Well, i think i'm gunna start this badboy up again. Here is a video that recently made me piss myself:


"Ah Fuck. I can't believe you've done this!"

Here are some more youtubes i have found:

This Russian singer called Vitas can get ridiculously high and apparently his testicles are fully intact.


This made me cry when i first saw it, its too funny:



When death scenes are funny:
I can't believe the guy from the first 2 scenes is now the governor of California

Okay its past Halloween so these will no longer be useful, but they are still bloody funny.